Emergency preparedness

My wonderful husband is big into being prepared for emergencies, we have all the necessary gear to survive a natural disaster/zombie apocalypse, which i very much appreciate. What do you do though ,when you realize that the sweet little infant you birthed not long ago is a miniature Godzilla with super human strength in his tiny little body that moves at warp speed when you are sluggish and semi aware at best due to lack of sleep and distracted by poo bombs he's dropped ( that have escape his diaper by way of his undoing the Velcro poking with his hands then smearing liberally around the house) and change he's managed to find on the floor and put in his mouth despite your best efforts to 'childproof' and make it safe. I would like to put forward the notion that a total and successful childproofing could only happen in a secured padded room and even then I'm sure my little angel would run and fall into the wall at some odd angle managing to hurt himself... So back to making our apartment earthquake proof, my son identified a nearly lethal hazard today as he mnaged to pull a large 6 foot mirror down onto himself and smash it on his head. Id like to hope that maybe it's just a phase but somehow I doubt it. Ps. Of course he's fine, the tiniest scratch on his chin and a small bruise on his forehead, I however feel like I have aged a couple extra years